Mailbag submissions?

We haven't done a mailbag in several weeks, and I got one in the inbox the other day that just begs for company.  Please, submit your questions, gripes, complaints, causes for alarm, and requests for assistance in the comments on this thread.  Or, by email (thelionsinwinter@gmail.com).  Also, you can @reply or DM me on Twitter. If you're close enough, try Semaphore.