Matthew Stafford’s Axe Hair Action Challenge

When my high school girlfriend and I started dating, she showed her sister a picture of me; her sister reacted thus: “It looks like he spends a lot of time on his hair.”

That high school girlfriend is now my wife.  Coincidence?  I think not.

We all know about Matt Stafford’s girl-approved hair.  What we didn’t know before today is exactly how enthusiastically ladies approve of it:

So, as you can see, AXE products (and, apparently, a blue Mustang convertible) help Matt get plenty of “Hair Action”.  Now, he and AXE have turned the tables: they’re challenging you to make a video showing how AXE helps you get Hair Action.

"But Ty," you say. “I have no AXE hair products in my warder, nor digital camcorder with which to make such a film!”  That, my friends, is where you are wrong.  You see, AXE has also partnered with me, and provided me with an AXE Hair Action Challenge Kit to give away.  It contains:

• 1 Flip Ultra pocket-size DV camcorder
• 1 AXE leather shaving-kit style bag
• 1 bottle of AXE shampoo
• 1 canister of AXE hair putty
• 1 canister of AXE hair paste

If you look at the Facebook page for the challenge, there are some high-stakes prizes.  There are going to be four separate video sub-challenges, each running for two weeks.  Besides the daily prizes for new submissions, each of these four sub-challenges boast their own grand prize.  After that, there’s a further, ultimate grand prize—the winner of which will get an AXE-subsidized trip to the professional sporting event of their choice.

I want to make sure a Lions fan wins this thing.  It would be a crying shame if the savior of the most beleaguered group of sports fans on Earth issues a worldwide challenge, with a bounty of fabulous prizes at stake, and some stinking Cowboys fan gets showered with undeserved glory.

So, what do you need to do to win the Hair Action Challenge Kit?  A pocket Hercules of digital media, and a treasure trove of excellence de coiffure?  Simply reply to this thread in a comment, with your personal answer to this query:

If you could ask Matt Stafford one question, what would it be?

The winner will be chosen solely by me, based on criteria known solely to me, solely at my completely arbitrary discretion.*  HINT: entries will need to come from a a verifiable person—so please, if you don’t log in/register to comment, include your email address in your entry.  The contest ends on Thursday, February 4th, at 11:59 pm EST.

. . . I’ll also make sure your question gets answered.

*Under section 37B of the contract, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!